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Ploughman's Lunch | Ashens
 
05:00
Thass a roight ol' mess h'ent it?
Views: 782532 ashens
Horrifying Farm Animal Toys | Ashens
 
03:43
Do you know the names of farm animals? Even if they're based on cartoon designs from 85 years ago? Even if they're weird colours and have bits hanging off them? Even if the names are badly translated and make no sense? Then good for you!
Views: 298409 ashens
Poundland Is The Best Thing About Christmas
 
03:31
This is what happens when you let me use your song in a video. Buy the original mix! - http://is.gd/BestThing Or maybe the radio mix! - http://is.gd/BestRadio (Don't ask me, I didn't write it)
Views: 491108 ashens
Wish.com Random Item Reviews | Ashens
 
14:48
I should probably have called this "Wish.com Lucky 9 Challenge!!" because apparently everything on YouTube is a 'challenge' these days. Anyway! Random Wish.com items from keywords! Nine of them! Yes! #wish.com #random #ashens
Views: 485623 ashens
45-Year-Old Candy Ration | Ashens
 
03:50
In which my overriding faith in tins and military rations causes me a significant amount of unpleasantness
Views: 1290702 ashens
Dancing Jar Jar Binks Review | Ashens
 
02:29
ALL BOMBAD
Views: 705543 ashens
Drawer of Purgatory Clearout | Ashens
 
18:05
Roll roll roll, roll the dice Pay pay pay, pay the price Die of Judgement sketch: Big thanks to Cheesemint Productions: https://www.youtube.com/user/Cheesemint Shopkeep: Matthew Stogdon Visuals: Emma-Jane Corsan Audio: Sarah Watts
Views: 633981 ashens
Estonian Military Ration | Ashens
 
13:46
MRE from MiKE - https://t.co/zJGIwafiyt Fact! MRE stands for "Meal, Ready-to-Eat" and not "The Military Ration Experience," which was a seventies band.
Views: 1637124 ashens
Christmas Extra - Food Stuff | Ashens
 
10:15
Zero turkey. Zero sprouts. Maximum sugar.
Views: 723098 ashens
Japanese Kit Kats | Ashens
 
07:56
Going to ease myself back into eating utterly horrific garbage by having some slightly off-kilter chocolate.
Views: 549244 ashens
Knock-Off Oreos | Ashens
 
07:50
A jolly compendium of almost-biscuits.
Views: 1006282 ashens
Turkey and Stuffing Doughnuts | Ashens
 
02:39
Sweet and sour, but not in the good sense.
Views: 564614 ashens
Poundland Blue Lucky Bag | Ashens
 
06:32
Are you feeling lucky, mutant skateboarding punk? Tweet-a-long: http://t.co/I4AtiCQHC1
Views: 495897 ashens
Valentines Special 2013 | Ashens
 
06:51
More love and guts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI73pUAs5ZE Smut and stupidity? Must be Valentines Day in Poundland! Also features the revenge of the love crackers, because they're slightly different now. Twitter - http://www.twitter.com/ashens Extra Videos - http://www.youtube.com/user/extraashens Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/OfficialAshens Web - http://www.ashens.com
Views: 462269 ashens
Poundland Valentines Day Special 2019 | Ashens
 
15:47
Our beloved Poundland once again sets us up for St. Valentine's Day, and they've really wheeled out the big guns this year. We've got games, date suggestions, engagement rings, unpleasant mugs, horrible sequins in a lovely bottle, and literally nothing! #Poundland #Valentines #Ashens
Views: 287768 ashens
Chef Excellence Showcase
 
07:47
'An Excellent Video'
Views: 870958 ashens
Christmas Dinner in a Can | Ashens
 
06:28
Does pretty much nothing that it says on the tin. ● Twitter - http://www.twitter.com/ashens ● Extra Videos - http://www.youtube.com/user/extraashens ● Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/OfficialAshens ● Web - http://www.ashens.com
Views: 1863040 ashens
Ashens and the Quest for the GameChild | Full Trailer
 
01:48
A full-length, partially crowd-funded comedy adventure film available to watch for free now! http://bit.ly/gamechild - Extended film with new extra features now available on DVD and Blu Ray! Pre-Order at http://bit.ly/GCBase or http://bit.ly/GCama. Out on July 14th!!
Views: 232316 ashens
Ashens Valentines Special 2016
 
11:41
VAJAZZLE A HAM
Views: 802699 ashens
Chrimbo Dinner Chocolate Bar | Ashens
 
03:51
WHAT INSANITY HAST THOU WROUGHT? Also my book is great and you should totally get a copy: http://amzn.to/1MsZwgT
Views: 374524 ashens
Ashens Christmas Special 2017
 
14:53
It's the most tat-filled time of the year! Join our jolly quest to the land of chocolate Santas, USB lights, dead reindeer and questionable elves.
Views: 280996 ashens
Microwave Foodstuffs Special | Ashens
 
11:55
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb7H2ctY1lE Remember that bit in Twins where Arnie says "I like nuked food!" after trying some microwaved slop, despite only having high quality fresh food for his entire life beforehand? That's less believable than DeVito being his twin.
Views: 1321694 ashens
Human Killing Machine Review
 
09:13
Actually, less a review and more of an expose! Of an ancient Atari ST game.
Views: 625801 ashens
Princess Fizz | Ashens
 
03:56
There's a new Princess in town, and her name is Thrippiana Fizzworthy Purcel! Or probably not.
Views: 431605 ashens
Terrible Old Games - Oriental Hero | Ashens
 
08:47
Another rave from the grave, meaning YT is now up to date with these. Hooray!
Views: 365733 ashens
Quickest Game Overs ever?
 
04:39
My action figure attempts to discover the game you can end the quickest...
Views: 733132 ashens
The Chef Excellence Mysteries 1: Arcade Affray
 
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And he'd have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for a certain series of events! Visual frippery and audio joy by Oli Putland: http://www.youtube.com/user/OliPutland Guru Larry exists here: http://www.youtube.com/user/LarryBundyJr Twitter - http://www.twitter.com/ashens Extra Videos - http://www.youtube.com/user/extraashens Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/OfficialAshens Web - http://www.ashens.com
Views: 227557 ashens
Olympic Tat | Ashens
 
12:51
This stuff really took a long time to come down in price. I was expecting to see it in Poundland about a week after the Olympics ended. Twitter - http://www.twitter.com/ashens Extra Videos - http://www.youtube.com/user/extraashens Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/OfficialAshens Web - http://www.ashens.com
Views: 665053 ashens
Valentines Special 2012 | Ashens
 
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Valentines Day! The best day of the year if you happen to own a restaurant or flower shop. Join me as I look at some crap and ruin my sofa, aided by the endless talents of Chef Excellence. (Music: "Wounded" by Kevin MacLeod, incompetech.com) ● Twitter - http://www.twitter.com/ashens ● Extra Videos - http://www.youtube.com/user/extraashens ● Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/OfficialAshens ● Web - http://www.ashens.com
Views: 381250 ashens
Dr Who 50th Anniversary Blind Bag | Ashens
 
03:11
No idea how I missed these. (Kind of wish I hadn't found them now.)
Views: 285425 ashens
Poundland Father's Day Special | Ashens
 
13:05
It's father's day! Or in fact a few hours afterwards due to upload times! But don't worry, the gifts for dad are still awful. With bonus POUNDLAND NEWS at the end!
Views: 358907 ashens
Easter Eggs From Really Old Games | Ashens
 
06:00
Do YOU like really old games that were only really popular in Europe? Do YOU like hearing about strange little things hidden away in them? Then YOU should stop reading text and start watching video, like. Big cheeks stuffed of thanks go to several lovely people on Twitter who helped decode the audio file from Enterprise, which was in a format so ancient it made cobwebs shoot out of my SSD. If you know of weirdo little hidden things for old games for the obscurer systems, by all means drop me a line. But please - nothing for the Nintendo or Sega consoles. Or more recent than 1995. (Argh! Just uploading this and I remember that there was a TARDIS that flew past in Hero Quest 2 for the Amiga if you hung around the desert area. Or something like that.) ● Twitter - http://www.twitter.com/ashens ● Extra Videos - http://www.youtube.com/user/extraashens ● Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/OfficialAshens ● Web - http://www.ashens.com
Views: 521385 ashens
Fake He-Man Figures 2 | Ashens
 
11:35
So much joy in so little plastic. Twitter: http://twitter.com/ashens Reddit: http://www.reddit.com/r/Ashens/ Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/OfficialAshens
Views: 427986 ashens
Violin - "Wonderful sound strange shape" | Ashens
 
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It's like seeing the Tower of Babel in action. Messed-up previous attempt - http://youtu.be/adkWiJA9xR0
Views: 1051325 ashens
Chocolate Machine Money Box | Ashens
 
06:19
http://stufffrompeople.com - Yes, the baubles are real! I'm re-enabling the comments and keeping an eye on 'em, as apparently the major issues have been fixed.
Views: 826302 ashens
Fireman Sam Mystery Bag | Ashens
 
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He's always on the scene. Fireman Sam! And his engine's bright and clean. Fireman Sam! You can not ignore, Sam is addicted to whores.
Views: 338467 ashens
Ashens - #SingItChef - Chef Advert
 
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http://www.singitkitty.co.uk - Get your face in the lip-sync space! Or something. Presenting our version of that there Three advert. (Or as it's known in Japan: Generic Food Man Helps A Friend After Some Confusion.) Director / Editor / VFX / Concerned Neighbour 1: Dave Brain Writer / Puppet Wrangler / Chef Excellence: Dan Tomlinson Assistant Director / Camera : Harry Partridge Writer / Producer / Ashens: Stuart Ashen Friendly Waver: Hannah Brain Box Walker: Kim Richards The Silver Skull: ? Concerned Neighbour 2: Samantha Alley Concerned Neighbour 3: Courtney Brain Additional Music: Daniel Williams Big thanks to Three for licensing the music for us, without which we'd be in royalty free sound-a-like territory where the ear of man should never wander.
Views: 225966 ashens
Terrible Old Games: Night Walk | Ashens
 
10:26
From the archive! Can't believe I never uploaded this to YT.
Views: 413466 ashens
Budapest Mystery Egg Special | Ashens
 
08:35
Because there are chocolate eggs in Budapest and the world needs to know what's in them. Yes.
Views: 697056 ashens
1969 Ellisdons Novelty Catalogue | Ashens
 
24:55
A vintage mail order catalogue from 1969, featuring various novelties and toys for the amusement of all! Or more realistically, for the annoyance of most. Re-uploaded due to WEIRD FRAME RATE problem with the original. Bah.
Views: 376568 ashens
Doctor Who Fizzer | Ashens
 
04:04
A mystery... block. FROM SPACE. Or ANOTHER TIME. Or A WELSH QUARRY. ● Twitter - http://www.twitter.com/ashens ● Extra Videos - http://www.youtube.com/user/extraashens ● Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/OfficialAshens ● Web - http://www.ashens.com
Views: 494802 ashens
Trekking Burger | Ashens
 
07:09
Contains 100% of your recommended daily allowance of Eurgh.
Views: 1976539 ashens
Cybermen Call Centre
 
01:42
A Dalek attempts to renew his house insurance.
Views: 755807 ashens
Weird Christmas Crisps / Potato Chips | Ashens
 
09:26
It's weird crisps for the holidays this year. Enjoy Christmas Tree flavour, Brussels Sprout flavour, and of course what else but: Prosecco and Pink Peppercorn flavour! #crisps #weird #ashens
Views: 205101 ashens
Knock-off He-Man Figures | Ashens
 
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Top ten rejected He-Man characters: Hook Face Melty Teeth Bump-n-Grind Froopalicious Hardy Fingers Wolf Tits Giraffe-o-Powder Sneaky Pete Demon Headmaster Susan Twitter - http://www.twitter.com/ashens Extra Videos - http://www.youtube.com/user/extraashens Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/OfficialAshens Web - http://www.ashens.com
Views: 660058 ashens
Bossa Studios Ashens Game Jam!
 
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http://ashensjam.bossastudios.com for websitey goodness. It's the greatest team-up since that time Darth Vader and Wolverine released a folk album! The lovely people at Bossa Studios agreed to spend time coming up with an Ashens flavoured game. Join me this week as I talk you through them, and even have a play with the prototypes yourself if you fancy it.
Views: 145168 ashens
Clash of Curry Chocolate Bars | Ashens
 
05:28
...Why are there two distinct versions of this? Have we angered the Deep Ones?
Views: 356335 ashens
Ashens Christmas Special 2016
 
17:56
It's Christmas special time! Featuring crap crackers, a weird colouring book and beloved characters defecating! Roll on new year.
Views: 503252 ashens
Poundland Special: Crawling Beyblade Toilet Vehicle Set | Ashens
 
16:25
So much tat, so little time... oh wait, we've got 10 hours if necessary. Anyone know what the weird low noise at 4:59 is? I didn't notice it when filming - some kind of vibration or something?
Views: 837658 ashens
Watersons Tuna Lunch | Ashens
 
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It's time for another snack week! Starting with some fish and pasta and bits in a plastic pot. Which you don't have to heat up. Easy and mildly disappointing! #Snack #Food #Ashens
Views: 146894 ashens

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