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Funny Men Quotes and Sayings
 
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IVONA currently speaks seven different languages with nineteen voices. http://zfer.us/gln4w American English: Salli, Ivy, Kimberly, Kendra, Jennifer, Joey, Eric and Chipmunk Skippy American Spanish: Penelope, Miguel British English: Emma, Amy and Brian Welsh English: Geraint, Gwyneth Welsh: Geraint, Gwyneth German: Marlene, Hans French: Celine, Mathieu Castilian Spanish: Conchita, Enrique Polish: Maja, Ewa Jacek and Jan Romanian: Carmen Funny Men Quotes and Sayings. Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman. Perfect numbers like perfect men are very rare. Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control. To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior'. I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back. My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others. Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' -- they leave skid marks. There are three stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus; he doesn't believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus. Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it. You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent ? That's why I never take baths. A man in the house is worth two in the street. A genius is a man who can rewrap a new shirt and not have any pins left over. The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest. Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools. Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. I only like two kinds of men, domestic and foreign. A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands. Man has will, but woman has her way. If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Women don't make fools of men most of them are the "do-it-yourself" types. Men are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone. You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. A gentleman is simply a patient wolf. Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he's in love with her. Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near. To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire -- they're exactly alike. All modern men are descended from a worm-like creature, but it shows more on some people. There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. Men marry women with the hope they will never change. "Women marry men with the hope they will change. "And they are both disappointed." Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Old Man Sayings | Pawn Stars
 
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Watch this video and hear a collection of phrases and sayings used by Richard "Old Man" Harrison. The guys in the shop are always entertained by the things that come out of his mouth. About Pawn Stars Pawn Stars continues with new episodes from season twelve of the hit series about a family-run LA pawnshop. The Chum-Sake sees the guys check out an entire sheet of test notes from the U.S. Mint's test of a new printing press, while in Corey's Big Splurge the team get nostalgic for the 80's as they check out a replica of the proton pack from "Ghostbusters." Watch more HISTORY. Find out more on https://www.historyasia.com Subscribe to HISTORY on YouTube : https://www.youtube.com/user/historyasiatv Like HISTORY on Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/HISTORYasia Follow HISTORY on Twitter : https://www.twitter.com/HistoryAsia
Views: 23509 HISTORY Asia
Tonight’s the night for HILARIOUS variety act Ben Langley! | Auditions | BGT 2018
 
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Do you ALWAYS sing the wrong words to your favourite songs? Then Ben is a man after your own heart! Prepare yourself to laugh out loud as he demo’s some hilarious wrong lyric combos. See more from Britain's Got Talent at http://itv.com/talent SUBSCRIBE: http://bit.ly/BGTsub Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/BGT Twitter: http://twitter.com/BGT
Views: 12060867 Britain's Got Talent
Funny famous quotes - top 10 best funniest, worth laughing quotes and sayings
 
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Top 10 best funny famous quotes of famous people. 1. I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. 2. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. 3. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. 4. First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. 5. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 6. Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. 7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. 8. By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. 9. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 10. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Subscribe our channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqDcEyjJMhreSZZQDu-Qxrw Some more videos: Life Quotes:- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ9J6hwxHtc Love Quotes:- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rk_tn_t11g Find us on facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bestquotes45 funny quotes | funny famous quotes | funny quotes and sayings | famous funny quotes | funny inspirational quotes | funny motivational quotes | top 10 funny jokes
Views: 51956 Life Quotes
The Rock’s Best Verbal Smackdowns: WWE Top 10
 
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A People’s Champion must speak on behalf of his subjects, and The Rock never shies away from that responsibility — especially if it means criticizing a rival. Count down the 10 best remarks made by The Great One in the many wars of words he’s fought over the years. More ACTION on WWE NETWORK : http://bit.ly/MobQRl Follow WWE on YouTube: http://bit.ly/1i64OdT Visit WWE.com: http://bit.ly/visitwwe
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BEST LINES FROM IRON MAN TONY STARK
 
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Aussiest. Interview. Ever. What a legend!
 
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Aussie hero Daniel McConnell recounts how he helped police catch a vandal in nothing but his jocks. Transcription Below: Daniel: Ohhh well it's really quite funny I was, I was in bed sleepin' at ahhh 2'o'clock this mornin' me wife comes in and says: "Ohhh the shops been, ahhhh, someone ran into the shop!" And I said "Oooahhhh what!?" So aahhh I jumped outta bed and all I had was me undies on and I've walked out the front and I seen ahhh the car smashed and I seen the bloke walkin' back to the car! And so I've walked outside and I said "Oahhh whatayadoin' mate!? Like, ya can't be leavin' the scene," and he goes "Don't be a hero mate," and I said "I'm not tryna be a hero, but the police are commin'," and he just decided he'd scoot up the road and I just said "Naahh it's not goin' on like that mate." So I jumped in me car and I started chasing him up the road and then he went down a side street and then the police were commin' and I flashed them and sent them off in the direction of him, but MATE, all I had was me jocks on and I was chasin' him up the street and I'm just like "MATE, LIKE!" Reporter: Cuz, cuz you told me this is your mates shop and you didn't want him to get away? Daniel: "Yeah, nah, nah. It's it's well it's me mates mums had this shop for like forty odd years, and ahh, look at it. Look at it! Reporter: It's a mess isn't it? Daniel: Beyond a mess! Oohh well like, words can't explain how it is mate, like. Reporter: Now Daniel you've managed to put some pants on in the meantime. Daniel: Yeah mate hahah. Reporter: That's good to hear. Do you feel like a hero? Daniel: Ohhh, well not really it's just somethin' you gotta do for the community mate. It's like you look after your mates and your mates'll always look after you. Wake up with TODAY Weekdays from 5.30AM / Weekends from 7.00am on Channel Nine. Get more TODAY at: http://www.todayshow.com.au/ Like TODAY on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/iwakeupwithtoday/ Follow TODAY on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheTodayShow Follow TODAY on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetodayshow/ #KarlStefanovic #aussiehero #Mate #TodayShowAustralia
Views: 6816918 TODAY
Funny Failure Quotes And Sayings
 
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Views: 5511 Nata Fly
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i know its a bit late since vine died many moons ago but this upload is honestly for my own enjoyment :) subscribe?
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Clever Gravestones By People Whose Sense Of Humor Will Live Forever
 
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Learn Funny Lebanese Sayings | تعلم تعابير لبنانية مضحكة
 
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how is prangent formed
 
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A glimpse into the wonderful world of Yahoo! Answers. Song is Curley Shirley by Otto Sieben. Twitch channel is still underway, just been having some technical difficulties. Gonna try and get it off the ground within the week. When it's ready I'll post a quick announcement video with a scheduled time.
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Really Funny Sayings & Life Quotes. Best Short Sayings & Quotes About Life.
 
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Really funny life saying. Very funny life quotes that are short, hilarious and simply the best. Great exremely and popular funny life quotes & sayings for everyone to enjoy! Watch more funny sayings & life quotes videos: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLp9OpHAy7aVI_QH-EFgL4YNCFcWPku4-y Check Out The Funny Jerk Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/Thefunnyjerk Funny Joke Of The Day: http://www.TheFunnyJerk.com
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George Carlin Expressions and Sayings
 
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Expressions and Sayings
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Kids Say The Darndest Things!
 
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SUBSCRIBE TO JOIN THE #KYOOTSQUAD!: http://bit.ly/kyootkids Kids Say The Darndest Things! That's why we're all here, right? This is the very first episode of these funny kid compilations, and we hope you guys love it. So today, we're giving you the first installment of our brand new Kids Say series. There is no doubt that kids really do say the funniest things. Don't believe us? Watch this compilation of hilarious kids who are adorable, sassy, witty or a sweet combo of all three. These are some seriously funny kids, and we're here to laugh! Like the kid at 02:03 with this absolutely classic George Washingmachine line! Like this compilation if you are LOVING this new #KidsSay series! Comment down below with your favorite clip from the comp. Mine has to be the clip at 06:17 because this kid's attitude about not biting his friends at school is way too hilarious! LOL! You'll have to see this funny clip for yourself! And you'll definitely laugh at all the funny things kids say. Kids Say The Darndest Things! Connect with AFV Online: Visit the AFV WEBSITE: http://afv.tv/AFVWeb Like AFV on FACEBOOK: http://afv.tv/AFVfb2 Follow AFV on TWITTER: http://afv.tv/AFVtwitter Follow AFV on INSTAGRAM: @afvofficial Follow AFV on MUSICAL.LY: @afvofficial Kyoot delivers your daily fix of LOL kids clips and premium original content for kids of all ages. Come visit us to see all of your favorite cute baby laughs, funny kids, and parenting fails! For all licensing inquiries please contact: [email protected]
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26 Herbert Quotes From "Family Guy"
 
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Get your fat ass back here. Welcome to Next of Ken and in this episode, we're counting down 26 Herbert Quotes From "Family Guy." Creepy, awkward, disturbing, but most of all, downright hilarious, Herbert the Pervert is a marvel of a character. He's a total pervert but no one does anything about him because he's so funny. No other TV show could ever get away with a character like Herbert, which is why we are paying tribute to "Family Guy" once again with another countdown video. What was your favorite Herbert moment? Let us know in the comments below! Please Subscribe to our channel for daily uploads! Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/NextofKen1 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/nextofken1 Next of Ken is a producer of reference online video content, covering all things entertainment including video games, movies, TV shows, trends, and more. We upload new videos daily with Top 10 lists, Origin stories, and more! All audio/visual content that was used in the creation of this video are the sole property of their respective owners, production companies, distributors, and/or airing network(s), if applicable. Next of Ken claims no ownership to the footage used and has no affiliation with any of these production companies, distributors, or airing network(s). Musical Credit: "Sneaky Snitch" - Kevin MacLoad
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Dolan Twins// Best Sayings (Funny)
 
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Funny Compilation of Kali Muscle (Quotes & Sayings) | Kali Muscle
 
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Funny Quotes and Sayings
 
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Be happy and laugh by reading the best funny quotes and humor sayings. Browse http://www.best-quotes-poems.com for more funny, humor and laugh quotations and sayings.
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A Funny Montage
 
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Reflections of a 93 Year Old Man ~ Wise Sayings You'll Never Forget (Part 1)
 
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PART 1. PART 2 COMING UP IN LIKE 2 MINUTES FROM THE TIME THIS IS UPLOADED! Ok, so here it is. I filmed this 2 years ago, and never put it up. Sorry for any bad quality, it was also filmed 2 years ago XD. Anyhow, this is Al. He's a wise man, who just has sayings that pop into his head. He wrote them down, got his own original sayings copyrighted, and here they are. Please watch. Comment, rate, and subscribe. Songs used: 7 news theme ™™®©™®™©®™©®™©®™©™®© Wise Man ~ by Bruce Agress. The reason it didn't go up (the video) a while ago, is because I didn't have a commercial, so I found some old footage of a video I did a while back, like, not even this year. So just skip it if you don't like it. I was supposed to make a fake news cast about a volcano explosion. I may put that up, if you want. I have the whole thing, on another computer. Thanks, and I hope you enjoy. P.S. sorry for the bad quality of "Wise Man". When you play it through better speakers, or have a CD of the song, and play it through a CD Player, it sounds even better. I like the song. It was made for Al.
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Funny Quotes, Sayings And Jokes From Swo Image
 
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A Collection Of Funny Quotes, Sayings And Jokes From www.SWOimage.com. They also have, Inspirational, motivational and faith quotes. You can also find some funny pictures and demotivational posters ;0
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TOP 50 Funniest SENIOR QUOTES of 2018 | Alonzo Lerone
 
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Official “TOP 50 Funniest SENIOR QUOTES of 2018” video by Alonzo Lerone. Subscribe to see new Alonzo Lerone first: http://bit.ly/22YprBz Alonzo Lerone Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/alonzolerone send me stuff to PO BOX 4687 Wilmington, NC 28406 Watch More Alonzo Lerone: Dumbest FAILS Of The Internet: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqWamYnsxbyuCM0LyihersD5qxDQwamwf Reactions: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqWamYnsxbyvgCHKaLOtm0cdXtysYynle Challenges: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqWamYnsxbyutGQINHZsjNgY1Jm7uhG1d Popular Videos: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqWamYnsxbysaCy3rnIaQOxiOfvBMeKOE Follow Alonzo Lerone On: Facebook: https://facebook.com/ItsAlonzo/ Instagram: https://instagram.com/alonzolerone/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/alonzolerone Snapchat: https://snapchat.com/add/alonzolerone _ Codes for you =) FREE RIDES! Uber code “tryfree26" for $15 credit | Lyft code “AV25” for $50 credit Toothbrush I use - http://www.vpwow.com/alonzoelite for a 70% discount Welcome to the official YouTube channel of comedian/entertainer Alonzo Lerone. Looking for comedy, or just a good laugh? You’re in luck! On this channel, you’ll find a variety of fail compilations showcasing the internet’s funniest and dumbest fails curated by Alonzo Lerone from Twitter, Facebook, advertisements, and much more. Source: buzzfeed / seventeen / thechive / Pinterest / twitter extra: do you want a shoutout from me? Go to http://cameo.com/alonzolerone and I can do that for you :)
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Best of Macho Man Vol. 1
 
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Macho Man cut some of the best wrestling promos of all time. His combination of intensity and unique delivery was something that placed a stamp on his legacy in wrestling history! Enjoy Volume 1!
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40+ Latest Funny Quotes & Sayings Which Will Make You Laugh
 
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40+ Latest Funny Quotes & Sayings Which Will Make You Laugh. Hey Guys, Thank you For Watching Our Awesome Video Today. If you felt that you got some Inspiration Now, Then please Share Our Videos with your friends, Like, Comment & Subscribe To Our Quote World Channel. Follow QuoteWorld On Social Media - ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Blog:- http://latesttrendvideos.blogspot.in Facebook:- https://www.facebook.com/QuoteWorldHub Google Plus: -https://plus.google.com/u/0/100170613045011216964 Twitter:- https://www.twitter.com/QuoteWorldHub Please feel free to share your favorite inspirational,Love,Funny,Best quotes In The Comment Section Below. Have A Nice Day.
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Funny Sayings/Quotes
 
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Some of my favorite sayings and quotes from around the internet. Hope you enjoy them.
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Stupid Inspirational Sayings!
 
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A tribute to all those people who post those beautiful inspirational sayings everyday... See bloopers and BTS here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH-1b4styWQ&feature=youtu.be Order my book "how to write good" http://higatv.com/ryan-higas-how-to-write-good-pre-order-links/ Just Launched New Official Store https://www.gianthugs.com/collections/ryan HigaTV Channel http://www.youtube.com/higatv Twitter http://www.twitter.com/therealryanhiga Facebook http://www.facebook.com/higatv Website http://www.higatv.com Instagram http://www.instagram.com/notryanhiga Send us mail or whatever you want here! PO Box 232355 Las Vegas, NV 89105
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Funny Women Quotes and Sayings
 
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Funny Women Quotes and Sayings. If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. I like my whisky old and my women young. Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one. Most women are not as young as they are painted. What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman. From 40 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 15 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 40 feet away. I love women. They're the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that's fine. Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing. To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse. Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money. What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's -- That's because she changes it more often. No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing. I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships. When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn't she behave like a nice man ? Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want? Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire? Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, 'Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, current account, confidence, and good standing among your friends'. The man's desire is for the woman; but the woman's desire is rarely other than for the desire of the man What is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. A woman knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking. Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions. Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water. Women are an alien race set down among us. Women... can't live with 'em... can't shoot 'em. Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good? Luckily, this is not difficult. When women go wrong, men go right after them. If a woman insists on being called Ms, ask her if it stands for miserable. A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised. Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse. I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against. Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone. As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilt and I'll show you a man. I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. When women kiss it always reminds me of prize fighter shaking hands. One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
Funny but Wise Sayings
 
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Funny but Wise Sayings inspirational quotes Thank you for watching! Kisses💋💋💋 If you like the MUSIC: Tiptoe Out the Back - Dan Lebowitz from YouTube Audio Library
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Funny Facebook Status Quotes And Sayings
 
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Funny Inspirational Quotes - Quotes And Sayings (inspirational quotes about life)
 
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funny inspirational quotes Follow Us On : Twitter : https://twitter.com/MotivationalV4S Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/MotivationVideos4Success Quotes About Being Happy : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlhbiFA4fyQ Funny Inspirational Quotes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Erp4F-nvsyM Become Self Confident by Brian Tracy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vEFzoMQR0g Subscribe for More Cool Videos : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPjy2qQQsQJhMpHd9VdolVw
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man sayings funny WOW WOW NICE
 
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WOW WOW NICE man sayings funny youtube pac man
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Famous Hilarious Quotes And Sayings
 
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Famous Hilarious Quotes. The best funny quotes you can find. Funny sayings about men, women, friendship, life and more. Hilarious Quotes classified on different topics. Enjoy these hilarious quotes & share them with your friends.
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Funny cats and cat quotes and sayings
 
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Tons of gorgeous funny cats and hilarious quotes about them for real cal persons.
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Funny Quotes and Sayings
 
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Funny Quotes and Sayings: I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. All generalizations are false, including this one. Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out. By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out. I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. The next time you have a thought... let it go. I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. Don't be sad because of people - they will all die. I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends. I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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TOP 5 DAEQUAN FUNNIEST SAYINGS ALL OF TIME (Fortnite Battle Royale)
 
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OOOOGAAAA BOOOGAAAAA!!!! Watch daequan say the top 5 funniest sayings of all time in Fortnite Battle Royale Thanks for watching the video, hope you enjoyed. Please like, comment and subscribe for more content! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The legendary man of unlimited sayings: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbJ9W-EexsJSMc4wMPOA9pA ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you have a request related to moments in this video, or this video in general, email - [email protected] If you want to be featured in one of our videos, send in your moments! - [email protected] (If there was mistake in credits, or you want something more, then contact us on Youtube or email - [email protected])
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★The Hangover - Mr. Chow Best Quotes [Blu-ray HD]★
 
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Info: A Las Vegas-set comedy centered around three groomsmen who lose their about-to-be-wed buddy during their drunken misadventures, then must retrace their steps in order to find him. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Storyline: Angelenos Doug Billings and Tracy Garner are about to get married. Two days before the wedding, the four men in the wedding party - Doug, Doug's two best buddies Phil Wenneck and Stu Price, and Tracy's brother Alan Garner - hop into Tracy's father's beloved Mercedes convertible for a 24-hour stag party to Las Vegas. Phil, a married high school teacher, has the same maturity level as his students when he's with his pals. Stu, a dentist, is worried about everything, especially what his controlling girlfriend Melissa thinks. Because she disapproves of traditional male bonding rituals, Stu has to lie to her about the stag, he telling her that they are going on a wine tasting tour in the Napa Valley. Regardless, he intends on eventually marrying her, against the advice and wishes of his friends. And Alan seems to be unaware of what are considered the social graces of the western world... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Characters: Phil Wenneck, Dr. Stuart "Stu" Price, Alan Garner, Doug Billings, Jade, Tracy Garner, Sid Garner, Leslie Chow (Mr. Chow), Black Doug, Mike Tyson. Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis, Justin Bartha, Heather Graham, Sasha Barrese, Jeffrey Tambor, Ken Jeong, Mike Epps, Mike Tyson. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Extra Tags: The Hangover (2009) - Best of Mr. Chow - Leslie Chow Best Moments
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FUNNY QUOTES AND SAYINGS!
 
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well you know what to do with one of my vids ^.^
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Top 10 Funniest Madea Moments
 
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Top 10 Funniest Madea Moments Subscribe: http://goo.gl/Q2kKrD and also Ring the Bell to get notified // Have a Top 10 idea? Submit it to us here! http://watchmojo.com/suggest Her name is Madea – MA to the damn D-E-A – and we only get her first name because she’s got warrants! For this list, we’re looking at some of the most side-splitting moments featuring Tyler Perry’s Grumpy Grandma from films, interviews, and sketches. Join WatchMojo as we count down our picks for the Top 10 Funniest Madea Moments. Check out these other great videos: Top 5 Reasons Madea Movies Are Still Coming Out: https://youtu.be/vevB0QBSmv8 Top 10 Actors Who Played Multiple Roles in Movies: https://youtu.be/7OEoHdxxRic Top 10 Funniest Moments in Arrested Development: https://youtu.be/lBMBcoLC6dk Watch on WatchMojo: http://www.WatchMojo.com Suggest a video here—https://www.watchmojo.com/msmojo/suggest/ 10) Madea’s Chainsaw 9) Foster Mother 8) Drive Thru 7) Run for Your Life 6) Oprah Interviews Madea 5) Bus Stop 4) Madea vs. Dr. Phil 3, 2 & 1??? #Madea #Movies #Comedy Check our our other channels! http://www.youtube.com/mojoplays http://www.youtube.com/mojotalks http://www.youtube.com/msmojo http://www.youtube.com/jrmojo http://www.youtube.com/watchmojouk WatchMojo's Social Media Pages http://www.Facebook.com/WatchMojo http://www.Twitter.com/WatchMojo http://instagram.com/watchmojo Get WatchMojo merchandise at shop.watchmojo.com WatchMojo’s ten thousand videos on Top 10 lists, Origins, Biographies, Tips, How To’s, Reviews, Commentary and more on Pop Culture, Celebrity, Movies, Music, TV, Film, Video Games, Politics, News, Comics, Superheroes. Your trusted authority on ranking Pop Culture.
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The Best of The Rock Vol. 1
 
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Stone Cold Steve Austin. Hulk Hogan. The Undertaker. Ric Flair. All of these names could be on a Mount Rushmore of WWE. One name, whose status has grown bigger than all of theirs would have to be included... The Rock. He wasn't dubbed the most electrifying man in sports entertainment for a reason. He entertained us with his words and put on great matches. He was co-king with Austin during the Attitude Era. He has become one of the biggest names in Hollywood. His career has captured many amazing moments. These are just a few of them.
Views: 3825997 The Jobbers
Love Quotes : The Most Beautiful Love Quotes And Sayings Of All Time
 
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When two people have the same crazy feeling of love, it can be the most wonderful thing in the world, a high of all high's. But if it's wrong -"O no" love can become very dangerous, if love is alone and only one-sided then it can rule your life and take over completely no matter who you are. And most of us have had this experience at least once in our life's. Love is grand love is great, when love has all the power there's no room for hate. Love quotes from people around the world. You can be sure that we have all experienced love at least once in our life's and if not "You Will" but what love can do is unexplainable. When two people are in love they do funny things, like write love quotes to one another or poems. And they also do other strange thing's that they wouldn't normally do when they are not in love. Some of those funny thing's are; Act goofy, Pretend to be ridiculously sweet, call each other funny names such as, hunny, love bug, poopsie pie, butter cup, sugar buns, and all that crazy stuff but to hear those funny words from a person that loves you, feel's so great but coming from just a friend they do seem kind of hilarious. Love quotes are a great way to express yourself to that special person in your life. let's take a look at few love quotes that light up the smile on anyone's face. Romantic Love Quotes Here's a large collection of famous love quotes and sayings. These love quotes are inspiring and beautiful. The greatest thing you'll ever learn Is to love and be loved in return. ~ From "Unforgettable with Love" by Natalie Cole When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out. ~ by Elizabeth Bowen (1899-1973) ~ Love is a many splendid thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love! ~ from the movie Moulin Rouge ~ Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. Franklin P. Jones I would fly you to the moon and back if you'll be . . . if you'll be my baby. ~ From a song by Savage Garden ~ (Famous American Band) (Love is a temporary madness) - Do you agree? I'd like to run away From you, But if you didn't come And find me ... I would die. ~ by Shirley Bassey ~ (Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell) - This is true! (Love makes life so confusing, but without love would you really want to live? ) Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/622891 Love Quotes : the most beautiful love quotes and sayings of all time the most beautiful love quotes most beautiful love quotes of beautiful love quotes of all love quotes of all time the most beautiful love most beautiful love quotes beautiful love quotes of love quotes of all the most beautiful most beautiful love beautiful love quotes love quotes of love quotes some of from the i made
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Funny Quotes About Life - Funny Sayings - Funny Famous Quotes By Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain & More
 
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Funny Quotes And Sayings About Life by Famous People: Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain & More. Please Subscribe, Share and hit the Like button :-)
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funny pictures with sayings
 
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happy birthday funny, funny short jokes, funny clean jokes, short funny jokes, funny inspirational quotes, funny baby videos, funny videos of people falling, funny thanksgiving pictures, funny life quotes, funny senior quotes
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Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings
 
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IVONA currently speaks seven different languages with nineteen voices. http://zfer.us/gln4w American English: Salli, Ivy, Kimberly, Kendra, Jennifer, Joey, Eric and Chipmunk Skippy American Spanish: Penelope, Miguel British English: Emma, Amy and Brian Welsh English: Geraint, Gwyneth Welsh: Geraint, Gwyneth German: Marlene, Hans French: Celine, Mathieu Castilian Spanish: Conchita, Enrique Polish: Maja, Ewa Jacek and Jan Romanian: Carmen Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings. Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It's titled, "Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong." When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished. Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. A man's wife has more power over him than the state has. In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Marriage--a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose. A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once. My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. I fell in love at first sight... I should have looked twice. Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage. Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers. Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men. Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too. I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic. I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards. I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late. Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Thor Ragnarok: All Korg Best Scenes.
 
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Words of Wisdom and Funny Sayings!
 
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Words of Wisdom and Funny Sayings!
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George W. Bush - The Best Bushisms - www.NBCUniversalArchives.com
 
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Go to http://www.NBCUniversalArchives.com to license any portion of this video. This compilation let's you relive the funniest and most outrageous moments of the George W. Bush presidency. From "human being and fish can coexist peacefully," to "fool me once...", all of the funniest gaffes, bloopers, and blunders from the 43rd presidency are here in this video. Like Us on http://www.Facebook.com/NBCUArchives Follow us on http://www.Twitter.com/NBCUArchives
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