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Old Man Sayings | Pawn Stars
Watch this video and hear a collection of phrases and sayings used by Richard "Old Man" Harrison. The guys in the shop are always entertained by the things that come out of his mouth. About Pawn Stars Pawn Stars continues with new episodes from season twelve of the hit series about a family-run LA pawnshop. The Chum-Sake sees the guys check out an entire sheet of test notes from the U.S. Mint's test of a new printing press, while in Corey's Big Splurge the team get nostalgic for the 80's as they check out a replica of the proton pack from "Ghostbusters." Watch more HISTORY. Find out more on https://www.historyasia.com Subscribe to HISTORY on YouTube : https://www.youtube.com/user/historyasiatv Like HISTORY on Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/HISTORYasia Follow HISTORY on Twitter : https://www.twitter.com/HistoryAsia
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Funny Men Quotes and Sayings
IVONA currently speaks seven different languages with nineteen voices. http://zfer.us/gln4w American English: Salli, Ivy, Kimberly, Kendra, Jennifer, Joey, Eric and Chipmunk Skippy American Spanish: Penelope, Miguel British English: Emma, Amy and Brian Welsh English: Geraint, Gwyneth Welsh: Geraint, Gwyneth German: Marlene, Hans French: Celine, Mathieu Castilian Spanish: Conchita, Enrique Polish: Maja, Ewa Jacek and Jan Romanian: Carmen Funny Men Quotes and Sayings. Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman. Perfect numbers like perfect men are very rare. Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control. To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior'. I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back. My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others. Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' -- they leave skid marks. There are three stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus; he doesn't believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus. Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it. You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent ? That's why I never take baths. A man in the house is worth two in the street. A genius is a man who can rewrap a new shirt and not have any pins left over. The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest. Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools. Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. I only like two kinds of men, domestic and foreign. A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands. Man has will, but woman has her way. If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Women don't make fools of men most of them are the "do-it-yourself" types. Men are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone. You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. A gentleman is simply a patient wolf. Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he's in love with her. Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near. To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire -- they're exactly alike. All modern men are descended from a worm-like creature, but it shows more on some people. There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. Men marry women with the hope they will never change. "Women marry men with the hope they will change. "And they are both disappointed." Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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120 Greatest Jim Carrey Quotes
In no particular order, here is the 120 greatest Jim Carrey Quotes! If I missed any, let me know in the comment section! :) Heart Of Champions - The home for all things epic and motivational! Movies included: Yes Man Bruce Almighty Liar Liar Dumb and Dumber Dumb and Dumber to Me, Myself and Irene The Mask The Cable Guy Fun With Dick and Jane The Grinch Ace Ventura Batman The Truman Show
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Funny famous quotes - top 10 best funniest, worth laughing quotes and sayings
Top 10 best funny famous quotes of famous people. 1. I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. 2. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. 3. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. 4. First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. 5. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 6. Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. 7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. 8. By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. 9. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 10. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Subscribe our channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqDcEyjJMhreSZZQDu-Qxrw Some more videos: Life Quotes:- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ9J6hwxHtc Love Quotes:- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rk_tn_t11g Find us on facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bestquotes45 funny quotes | funny famous quotes | funny quotes and sayings | famous funny quotes | funny inspirational quotes | funny motivational quotes | top 10 funny jokes
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Funny Quotes, Sayings And Jokes From Swo Image
A Collection Of Funny Quotes, Sayings And Jokes From www.SWOimage.com. They also have, Inspirational, motivational and faith quotes. You can also find some funny pictures and demotivational posters ;0
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Dolan Twins// Best Sayings (Funny)
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Jack Sparrow's Best One-Liners HD
A supercut of all the best scenes, quotes and one liners from Captain Jack Sparrow.
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Kids Say Funny Things
SUBSCRIBE here: https://goo.gl/7ZDZHu Funny kids somtimes say darndest things. Watch this compilation and laugh with us. To make compilations we use Videos submitted by the Authors (As claimed). If you the author of the video and you did'n submitted the video to our channel, please send us private message and we will immediately remove your video.
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Funny Facebook Status Quotes And Sayings
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Twitter - https://twitter.com/JustMattWatson Instagram - http://instagram.com/justmattwatson Tumblr - http://justmattwatson.tumblr.com/ These are some of my favourite French sayings/idioms. I hope you enjoy them too!
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Funny Compilation of Kali Muscle (Quotes & Sayings) | Kali Muscle
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Funny but Wise Sayings
Funny but Wise Sayings inspirational quotes Thank you for watching! Kisses💋💋💋 If you like the MUSIC: Tiptoe Out the Back - Dan Lebowitz from YouTube Audio Library
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Famous Hilarious Quotes And Sayings
Famous Hilarious Quotes. The best funny quotes you can find. Funny sayings about men, women, friendship, life and more. Hilarious Quotes classified on different topics. Enjoy these hilarious quotes & share them with your friends.
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Really Funny Sayings & Life Quotes. Best Short Sayings & Quotes About Life.
Really funny life saying. Very funny life quotes that are short, hilarious and simply the best. Great exremely and popular funny life quotes & sayings for everyone to enjoy! Watch more funny sayings & life quotes videos: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLp9OpHAy7aVI_QH-EFgL4YNCFcWPku4-y Check Out The Funny Jerk Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/Thefunnyjerk Funny Joke Of The Day: http://www.TheFunnyJerk.com
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Kids Say The Darndest Things!
SUBSCRIBE TO JOIN THE #KYOOTSQUAD!: http://bit.ly/kyootkids Kids Say The Darndest Things! That's why we're all here, right? This is the very first episode of these funny kid compilations, and we hope you guys love it. So today, we're giving you the first installment of our brand new Kids Say series. There is no doubt that kids really do say the funniest things. Don't believe us? Watch this compilation of hilarious kids who are adorable, sassy, witty or a sweet combo of all three. These are some seriously funny kids, and we're here to laugh! Like the kid at 02:03 with this absolutely classic George Washingmachine line! Like this compilation if you are LOVING this new #KidsSay series! Comment down below with your favorite clip from the comp. Mine has to be the clip at 06:17 because this kid's attitude about not biting his friends at school is way too hilarious! LOL! You'll have to see this funny clip for yourself! And you'll definitely laugh at all the funny things kids say. Kids Say The Darndest Things! Connect with AFV Online: Visit the AFV WEBSITE: http://afv.tv/AFVWeb Like AFV on FACEBOOK: http://afv.tv/AFVfb2 Follow AFV on TWITTER: http://afv.tv/AFVtwitter Follow AFV on INSTAGRAM: @afvofficial Follow AFV on MUSICAL.LY: @afvofficial Kyoot delivers your daily fix of LOL kids clips and premium original content for kids of all ages. Come visit us to see all of your favorite cute baby laughs, funny kids, and parenting fails! For all licensing inquiries please contact: [email protected]
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Funny cats and cat quotes and sayings
Tons of gorgeous funny cats and hilarious quotes about them for real cal persons.
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Funny Women Quotes and Sayings
Funny Women Quotes and Sayings. If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. I like my whisky old and my women young. Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one. Most women are not as young as they are painted. What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman. From 40 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 15 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 40 feet away. I love women. They're the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that's fine. Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing. To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse. Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money. What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's -- That's because she changes it more often. No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing. I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships. When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn't she behave like a nice man ? Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want? Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire? Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, 'Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, current account, confidence, and good standing among your friends'. The man's desire is for the woman; but the woman's desire is rarely other than for the desire of the man What is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. A woman knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking. Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions. Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water. Women are an alien race set down among us. Women... can't live with 'em... can't shoot 'em. Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good? Luckily, this is not difficult. When women go wrong, men go right after them. If a woman insists on being called Ms, ask her if it stands for miserable. A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised. Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse. I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against. Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone. As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilt and I'll show you a man. I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. When women kiss it always reminds me of prize fighter shaking hands. One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
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George Carlin Expressions and Sayings
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Stupid Inspirational Sayings!
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Funniest Live TV News Interviews Gone Wrong
Funniest live TV news interviews gone wrong.
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Funny Failure Quotes And Sayings
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Ronald Reagan's one-liners
Mo Rocca does some digging into the Reagan wit and uncovers a treasure trove of jokes - many written by the man himself - in a very humorous look back on a politician who always had a one-liner at hand.
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Funny Sayings/Quotes
Some of my favorite sayings and quotes from around the internet. Hope you enjoy them.
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Ultron: Best Lines & Moments
A compilation of the best Ultron scenes/lines from Avengers Age of Ultron in HD 1080p
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✔ Top African Proverbs & Sayings
Wisdom is wealth! One thing I respect deeply about Africa is the treasure of wisdom our ancestors have handed down to us. While some of our leaders may have forgotten them, the rest of us don’t need to. From prudent sayings on wisdom itself, to judicious encouragements, warnings and even quirky advice on learning, patience, unity, wealth, poverty, community, family, love and marriage, these quotes will inspire you to be the best you can possibly be. The best African wise proverbs and inspiring quotes, top 10 Popular African Sayings, 10 Inspirational Quotes From The Richest Africans, Famous African American Quotations, African Proverbs - Words of Wisdom, african famous quotes, funny african quotes, african quotes about life, pan african quotes Wisdom is wealth. ~ Swahili Wisdom is like a baobab tree; no one individual can embrace it. ~ Akan proverb The fool speaks, the wise man listens. ~ Ethiopian proverb Wisdom does not come overnight. ~ Somali proverb The heart of the wise man lies quiet like limpid water. ~ Cameroon proverb Wisdom is like fire. People take it from others. ~ Hema (DRC) proverb Only a wise person can solve a difficult problem. ~ Akan proverb Knowledge without wisdom is like water in the sand. ~ Guinean proverb In the moment of crisis, the wise build bridges and the foolish build dams. ~ Nigerian proverb If you are filled with pride, then you will have no room for wisdom. ~ African proverb A wise person will always find a way. ~ Tanzanian proverb Nobody is born wise. ~ African proverb A man who uses force is afraid of reasoning. ~Kenyan proverb Wisdom is not like money to be tied up and hidden. ~ Akan proverb African Proverbs, quotes, quotations, sayings and proverbs with author and subject indexes. Quotes from famous political leaders, authors, and literature.
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Funny Quotes and Sayings
Be happy and laugh by reading the best funny quotes and humor sayings. Browse http://www.best-quotes-poems.com for more funny, humor and laugh quotations and sayings.
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Funny Inspirational Quotes - Quotes And Sayings (inspirational quotes about life)
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Learn Funny Lebanese Sayings | تعلم تعابير لبنانية مضحكة
Learn Funny Lebanese Sayings | تعلم تعابير لبنانية مضحكة Only 9.99$ for Learning Lebanese for Tourism Purposes Course: https://www.udemy.com/learn-lebanese-for-tourism-purposes/?couponCode=MATARTV50 Use 'MATARTV60' FOR 50% OFF My Online Lebanese Arabic Course BEGINNER Level!!: https://www.udemy.com/lebanese-arabic-101/?couponCode=MATARTV60 Use 'MATARTV40' FOR 40% OFF My Online Lebanese Arabic Course INTERMEDIATE Level!!: https://www.udemy.com/learn-lebanese-arabic-intermediate/?couponCode=MATARTV40 Only 9.99$ for Learning the Middle Eastern/Oriental Cuisine! https://www.udemy.com/middle-eastern-cuisine/?couponCode=LEBANESE101 MatarTV Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/matartv How I Made Money by Learning Languages And How You Can Too Ebook now for only 2.99$!: Amazon: https://amzn.to/2TlrNLY Payhip: https://payhip.com/b/PyQJ If you found this video valuable, give it a like. If you know someone who needs to see it, share it. Leave a comment below with your thoughts. Add it to a playlist if you want to watch it later. 1. 3a Ras el Sate7 ع راس السطح You use this when you are really proud of yourself. It can go to douchebag level too. ''I am a Muslim/Christian/Hindu/Wtv w 3a ras el sate7'' 2. Just start stating obvious things you see. Just to make sure that you are seeing well. 3. Sho ya Ashta/ Yo2borne Alla These are the cheesiest pick up lines in the history of pick up lines. Fun fact: I was called Ashta when I was a little kid. So if you are reading this now. Call me Ashta in the comment section below hehe. 4. Farjeene 3ared Ktefak: Yep.. you gots to go mate. Farjeene 3ared ktefak is when you say to someone that they have to leave now. The literal translation is Show me the width of your shoulders. 5. Abo 2roon/ Rakkablak 2roon Horns Owner/ That has horns When you got cheated on. You'd be called Abo 2roon. That's a bit mean isn't it? Not only you have to go through heartbreak. But also to be called Abo 2roon... Damn. Background Music: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqUCt1eZMT11T5sEq-DQUPQ Btiswa Tize: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTF9MRfMRbE *** Feel Free to Share This Video *** https://youtu.be/EDWcaHcX07Y *** To Become #TeamHabibi Click Here *** https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaeGK2AssEImuooN5zqzpcw?sub_confirmation=1 *** Follow Me On Social Media *** Facebook: MatarTV - https://www.facebook.com/MatarTV - Instagram: MatarTV - https://www.instagram.com/matartv/ - Twitter: MatarTV - https://twitter.com/AliMatar3 - *** Check Out My Related Videos *** 5 USEFUL Things To Know About Lebanon BEFORE Visiting: https://youtu.be/2PQ8XwZTiCs FIRST 5 Things LEBANESE Girls SEE in a GUY: https://youtu.be/KtqsFIOuEss 5 Surprisingly GOOD & 5 BAD Things Happened When I Moved Out Of LEBANON: https://youtu.be/Qq5BRRt0VgI Peace out #Habibi
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Guardians of the Galaxy Funniest Moments
Please drop a like, leave a comment, and subscribe, It really helps me out. The funniest Moments in Guardians of the Galaxy. Please Share with your friends if you found this to be funny. Please leave any suggestions for movies or TV shows you would like me to do next :D I do not own this. This Belongs to © Copyright Marvel Studios and Disney. I Simply edited this video so all the funny parts are conveniently watchable The song used at the end of the video belongs to the jackson 5.
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Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings
IVONA currently speaks seven different languages with nineteen voices. http://zfer.us/gln4w American English: Salli, Ivy, Kimberly, Kendra, Jennifer, Joey, Eric and Chipmunk Skippy American Spanish: Penelope, Miguel British English: Emma, Amy and Brian Welsh English: Geraint, Gwyneth Welsh: Geraint, Gwyneth German: Marlene, Hans French: Celine, Mathieu Castilian Spanish: Conchita, Enrique Polish: Maja, Ewa Jacek and Jan Romanian: Carmen Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings. Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It's titled, "Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong." When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished. Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. A man's wife has more power over him than the state has. In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Marriage--a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose. A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once. My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. I fell in love at first sight... I should have looked twice. Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage. Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers. Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men. Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too. I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic. I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards. I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late. Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
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40 Savage Insults From Sandor "The Hound" Clegane
The Hound wants his chicken. Welcome to Next of Ken and in this episode, we're counting down 40 Savage Insults From Sandor "The Hound" Clegane. Not even Joffrey talked back to Clegane. He's a man of few words but when he does speak, he gets to the point quick. The Hound is intense, bold, and downright savage. He does have a softer side when it comes to Arya but if you come between him and his mission, you aren't likely to survive. Here's 40 of his best and most savage insults/quotes from "Game of Thrones." What was your favorite Sandor Clegane moment? Let us know in the comments below! Please Subscribe to our channel for daily uploads! Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/NextofKen1 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/nextofken1 Next of Ken is a producer of reference online video content, covering all things entertainment including video games, movies, TV shows, trends, and more. We upload new videos daily with Top 10 lists, Origin stories, and more! All audio/visual content that was used in the creation of this video are the sole property of their respective owners, production companies, distributors, and/or airing network(s), if applicable. Next of Ken claims no ownership to the footage used and has no affiliation with any of these production companies, distributors, or airing network(s). Musical Credit: "Sneaky Snitch" - Kevin MacLoad
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Funny Southern Appalachian Hillbilly Sayings
Here are just a few Southern sayings that we say around my parts. Eastern Kentucky, Eastern Tennessee, Southwestern Virginia area of the Appalachian Mountains.
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PLZ WATCH THIS VID!!! Just a bunch on sayings i made up or found somewere on the internet!! Plz comment rate subscribe and visit my channel!! ENJOY!! ♥
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The Best Of Ron Swanson (Parks and Recreation)
The hero that we don't deserve.
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