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The drunk Scotsman (lyrics)

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Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street Ring ding diddle iddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt Ring ding diddle iddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see And there behold, for them to view, beneath his Scottish skirt Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth Ring ding diddle iddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow Around the bonnie star, the Scot's kilt did lift and show Ring ding diddle iddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled toward the trees Behind a bush, he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes. O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize Ring ding diddle iddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
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ᴊᴀᴄᴋɪᴇ ʀ (22 hours ago)
lmaoooo why the hell is this in " drunk spanish songs playlist " IM -
GospeL WeeD420QC (2 days ago)
🤘🤘
Lucas Brown racing 29 (2 days ago)
It sounds like Flanders from the simpsons cos of the ring ding didle idle I de oh
Minerva (7 days ago)
I love the voice of the singer. If only he had included the last two verses of the song 😂
evansdrad (10 days ago)
i love having celtic ancestry like scottish
Nebula (11 days ago)
The drunken sailor is still better
Arup Sarkar (14 days ago)
I lived in Dublin for 8 months. Irish men and women are really friendly and joyful. I miss Dublin in New Jersey, the USA especially the Irish Music, Irish Humour, Irish Dance, Irish Jokes and most importantly Irish Scotch. God bless Ireland.
Fapoleon Bonerparte (15 days ago)
I wish I would be scottish, beautiful
Ryan Messenger (16 days ago)
🎵He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street, And now I cannot figure out how to put this on repeat🎵
Bellaboo (17 days ago)
...Did he get sexually assaulted? I think he got sexually assaulted.
Helen Williamson (18 days ago)
Cool
22222Omega (19 days ago)
Was worth it shipwrecking with ezreal
Kirito Yuuki (19 days ago)
Well, someones gonna be pissed. I search for irish drinking songs and get "Scotland the brave" and "The drunk scotsman" in my top results. But im plastered already and both the scots and irish make some good drinking songs. Good thing im scottish on my grandmothers side, irish on the other, and a bit of german mixed in.
michael werner Dietz (22 days ago)
Simply great.
Jade Laidlaw (22 days ago)
Nice voice i love this song
Timothy Emerson (23 days ago)
"Oh God, just think what'd happen if it was the other way around, with a sleeping girl and two handsome men!" D-:
Mechanized Satyr (24 days ago)
That’s sooooome hog (That’s some pig)
🎀🙆 This makes me feel like alive and lived before!
Retro Man (25 days ago)
I’m not a Scottish guy but I love those people and to share my drink with them so cheers 🍻
Dr. WMD (26 days ago)
🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Tyler M (26 days ago)
It's funny that I'm drunk listening to this song. Also I didn't type this I'm using voice command cuz I'm too drunk to type
Dragonslayer BMX (27 days ago)
I'm using a lot of these bar songs as Bard Songs in my D&d character build. Forest Gnome Bard and his name shall be Shaemus
Karl Franz (27 days ago)
iam afraid. And alone. So iam drunk
Sha Kat (28 days ago)
Super
Ex Unsuitable (29 days ago)
If it’s too slow then put the playback speed to 1.25
nemesis stars (1 month ago)
I'm dead
Lisett González (1 month ago)
They told me Scottish songs are so beautiful and melancholic they make you cry, and then I found this one and I laughed so hard I have tears in my eyes indeed. Greetings from Venezuela.
Aj Rivera (1 month ago)
1.25x
Luke GOURLAY (1 month ago)
You fucking racist wanker
Emily Simmons (1 month ago)
I love
Jaset Wells (1 month ago)
“Lad I don’t know where you been but I see you’ve won first prize”
K 420 (1 month ago)
Fury was robbed
Apirateslifefors B (1 month ago)
i think their missing a piece Scottsman still dressed in kilt, Continued up the street He hadn't gone ten yards or more, When a lass he chanced to meet. She said: "I've heard what's underneath there, Tell me, is it so?" He said: "Just slip your hand up, lass, If y'really want to know!" So she slipped her hand right up his kilt, And much to her surprise, The Scotsman smiled, And a very strange look came into his eyes, She said: "Why, sir, that's gruesome!" And then she heard him roar: "If you stick yer hand up once again, You'll find it grew some more!"
Prismatic Gaming (1 month ago)
Am half Irish half Scottish and this is the biggest bunch of pish ever the celts don’t gie a fuck we just hate English cunts
BurrShotHam711 [Jenna] (1 month ago)
i've heard this song before, it's hilarious!!
Anyone remember moby in the morning playing this every Friday if I recall correctly.
MJ Jarvis (1 month ago)
Whoever wrote this song, especially in relation to the last few verses, must've had an incredible sense of humor! :)
Tadhg OConnor (1 month ago)
Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Ireland 🇮🇪= CELTIC fuck the rangers!!!!!🍺👌🏼
emily Simmons (1 month ago)
I love the song
THE ARMY GAMER (1 month ago)
Am Irish an love this song
Ingo Nowack (1 month ago)
No ma'err how you shake yer peg, the last wee drop runs dun yer leg!
Demoman is lucky
juggernaught (1 month ago)
this is amazing
Natalie Cornwall (1 month ago)
ha ha
Guten tag bitch (1 month ago)
Sounds like an American accent
Nyx Lanche (2 months ago)
im part Irish but that wont stop me from loving this song and laughing every time i hear it.
Jason Wayne (2 months ago)
AN ABSOLUTE CLASSIC. Man it's been years since I heard the tale of the Honored Scotsman .
Tina Shmas (2 months ago)
Ok the song is funny but disgusting ,, it makes me think the dude smells disgusting and very bad
Wuft Chan (2 months ago)
why do interpret this as a Irishman making fun of a scot? is that it or no
Ha! Ha! Priceless! 3;) \,,/
Jill DeYoung (2 months ago)
Person is so bad
Jill DeYoung (2 months ago)
are you kidding me 😒😒😒😒 this
FEretro (2 months ago)
Cc Cybnvghjmgyftrfyd fdcr vlgv rcytedjrutrdrexb
Redneck322 (2 months ago)
I like the Irish Mob over the Italian mafia because the Italians think that they can kill an Irishman by making him drink alcohol for insurance fraud. This is why Italians are morons when it comes to organized crime.
Joseph Cline (2 months ago)
The tale of a rape victim and the struggles he uses to deal with it.
Del Strain (2 months ago)
Proud Scottish patriot and never worn one. Fuck the English nobles and all their social engineering. Alba Gu Brath.
Хайди Хенсон (2 months ago)
We are ordinary people, citizens of the Russian Federation; we are not guilty that politicians are asshole
Хайди Хенсон (2 months ago)
why the original was banned in Russia that we made a bad
Emerson Luvou (2 months ago)
And so, me and me mates have discovered another song to be drinking to
I am Brazilian but I am very proud of Scotland, and a huge pleasure to study your achievements. It's so pretty.
Michael Moore (2 months ago)
:)
Scott G07 (2 months ago)
My name is scott and my parents sang this to me as a child
Kalani Hartman (2 months ago)
I’m fucking dying right now when you think there is no more to live for anymore and you find something like this
Drew Wood (2 months ago)
He didn't concent
Jougasaki Mika (2 months ago)
I hope we'll hear it in Pokemon Sword and Shield.
Greg Kral (2 months ago)
one of the most fun songs, in the whole darned world.
Cringy Wamen (2 months ago)
I'm crying at the lyrics.. I'm learning to sing it, it's so hard when you laugh every time it says "O lad I dunno where ya been, but I see ya won first prize."
Dan Reynolds (1 month ago)
I'm Scot and irish..bont..have a chance..yuck..yuck..
GamersOnVideos (2 months ago)
ah.. ok
Derek Houser (2 months ago)
I like his voice
Phantorz (2 months ago)
Proud the be Scottish
Scott Robertson (2 months ago)
Yank
Steven Brown (2 months ago)
That's how I won first prize. Was wondering about that.
Micah The raptor (2 months ago)
I’m mainly Scott’s and from my part of the family this song is like the best and describes every drunken Scott’s life, WHISKY LADS?!?
RED RIOT (2 months ago)
Idk but i like this song
hofmanlsd (2 months ago)
This is so sexistic. I am offended
Ash P (2 months ago)
This is the funniest joke ever told
연필 (2 months ago)
XDDD THAT LYRICS
salim&lacey Vs (2 months ago)
연필
Cameron Smith (2 months ago)
There are four more bawdy verses to this. If you're in the right pub, you'll hear them sooner or later!
Alan Che (2 months ago)
3.5K dislikes....how, why?
쿠 케이스가 (2 months ago)
First prize eh 😂😂
bobby ruest (2 months ago)
so...once scotland was a country? and now is a subburb of great-britian? or i am off track?
Paige Bennett (2 months ago)
I love being Scottish.
日本人で聞いてる人いますか?
Wesley Shinholt (2 months ago)
its a skirt if you wear something under it, its a kilt if they wear nothing under it
Just Android (2 months ago)
Who sang this
What makes me a good demoman?
Lena (3 months ago)
I am German, yet oddly this makes me proud to be Scottish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️🤣
Kim Workman (3 months ago)
this is just too funny
bazinga 753 (3 months ago)
https://lyricstranslate.com/de/der-betrunkene-schotte-lyrics.html Nun, ein Schotte mit einem Kilt bekleidet Verließ die Bar an einem schönen Abend Und man konnte an der Art wie er lief sehen, dass er mehr getrunken hatte als für ihn gut war. Er stolperte herum bis er sich nicht länger auf den Füßen halten konnte. Dann schlug er lang hin ins Gras um längs der Straße zu schlafen.   Ring-ding-diddel-diddel-dei-di-o! Ring- dei- diddeldi-ei-o!   Dann schlug er lang hin ins Gras um längs der Straße zu schlafen.   Zu dieser Zeit kamen zufällig zwei junge und liebliche Mädchen vorbei. Eine sagt zur anderen, Mit einem Zwinkern in den Augen: "Siehst du jenen schlafenden Schotten so stark und gut gebaut? Ich frage mich, ob es wahr ist was sie (angeblich) nicht unter dem Kilt tragen."1   Ring-ding-diddel-diddel-dei-di-o! Ring- dei- diddeldi-ei-o!   Ich frage mich, ob es wahr ist was sie nicht unter dem Kilt tragen."   Sie schlichen zu dem schlafenden Schotten so leise, wie sie konnten. Hoben seinen Kilt ungefähr einen Zoll2 hoch an, damit sie (es) sehen konnten. Und siehe, dort unter seinem schottischen Rock war für sie nicht mehr zu sehen Als das, was Gott Ihm von Geburt an zugestanden hatte.3   Ring-ding-diddel-diddel-dei-di-o! Ring- dei- diddeldi-ei-o!   Als das, was Gott Ihm von Geburt an zugestanden hatte.   Sie wunderten sich noch für einen Augenblick Dann sagte eine: "Wir müssen gehen. Lasse uns ein Geschenk für unseren Freund zurücklassen bevor wir weiter ziehen." Als Gabe hinterließen sie eine blaues Seidenband zu einer Schleife gebunden Um den hübschen Stern (an dem Seidenband) 4erhob und zeigte sich des Schotten Kilt.5   Ring-ding-diddel-diddel-dei-di-o! Ring- dei- diddeldi-ei-o!   Um den hübschen Stern erhob und zeigte sich des Schotten Kilt.   Nun, der Schotte erwachte, als die Natur ihr Recht verlangte6 Und stolperte in Richtung der Bäume. Hinter dem Busch hob er seinen Kilt an und schaute blöd auf das, was er sah Und in einer erschütterten Stimme sprach er zu dem was vor seinen Augen war: "Ja Junge, ich weiß nicht wo du gewesen bist aber ich sehe, du hast den ersten Preis gewonnen!"   Ring-ding-diddel-diddel-dei-di-o! Ring- dei- diddeldi-ei-o!   "Ja Junge, ich weiß nicht wo du gewesen bist aber ich sehe, du hast den ersten Preis gewonnen!"
Eddie C (3 months ago)
#MeToo
Ray (3 months ago)
Sometimes I wish YouTube had dating services within the app. Like if you and someone else like 15 music videos that means you have a 40% chance of getting together. I am really sick of tinder, Instagram, ....etc.
Z- Bug (3 months ago)
The title pretty much says “The Drunk Drunkman”
Johnny Kirk (3 months ago)
I love how if it’s a guy that’s fine but if the story was reversed it’s a sex crime and he’s a pervert
Anna Liisa Paalits (2 months ago)
+Johnny Kirk well, you're right then
Johnny Kirk (2 months ago)
Anna Liisa Paalits I was referring to lifting the kilt
Anna Liisa Paalits (2 months ago)
Hi but how do you tie a ribbon to a vagina? How?
Scratch Pad (3 months ago)
This may sound like a weird question, but are kilts really worn commando?
rod s (2 months ago)
let the block and tackle swing in the wind
Leszy (3 months ago)
Did i am the only one that don't have nationality problems? Im just Polish
Moon Over Tides (3 months ago)
laugh and love everytime I hear it
Greg Kral (3 months ago)
First place blue ribbon prize! HAHA! Always loved that joke, what a great tune for it too.
Greg Kral (3 months ago)
Old joke, Great tune, so much fun.... on repeat.... thanks!
Robert Lewis (3 months ago)
a bit obscene, but sooo funny
Charles Lange (3 months ago)
I chased skirts all over the world....when i got to Scotland, boy, i was surprised!

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