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The drunk Scotsman (lyrics)

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Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street Ring ding diddle iddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt Ring ding diddle iddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see And there behold, for them to view, beneath his Scottish skirt Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth Ring ding diddle iddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow Around the bonnie star, the Scot's kilt did lift and show Ring ding diddle iddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled toward the trees Behind a bush, he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes. O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize Ring ding diddle iddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
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skidward tentacult (7 hours ago)
Comic sans
Danyelle Dalton (1 day ago)
7% perent of scottin/Irish.
adam gemmell (3 days ago)
Would be devastating day if the Scottish left us.Top Guys
Victor Reznov (3 days ago)
This song touch my ring ding diddle iddle I de oh.
GameGuy (4 days ago)
Any Demoman people?
bt7274 fan (8 days ago)
Ha this whole song is a setup to a dick joke
Luke da duke (10 days ago)
so an Irish man just sung a song about English women who tied a blue ribbon around a Scottish mans dick stay classy British Isles, stay classy
cache marzipan (11 days ago)
soooooooooooooooo funny, i laugh all the time
Наверное лишь тот, кто не опасается ни черта, даже пьянства, способен сделать из откровенного публичного порока доля своей культуры... Hey-yo from Russia!
zuko The fire prince (12 days ago)
The scotsman in the song would be me
Murat Golsen (12 days ago)
Ring ding didle idle i ide o Respect from Turkey 🇹🇷♥️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
nickjrocks14 (15 days ago)
If ever I went on America's got talent I think this would be my audition song :p if nothing else it will get a laugh.
Hannah101 (16 days ago)
I want to see tommy Flanagan singing this banger 🙏🏻😂
Marci Provok (18 days ago)
I am from hungary and this is song awesome !!!!!
Andrew Williams (19 days ago)
Old jock caused a shock to the wenches as the wind blew up his kilt which made him feel full of guilt.      written by Andrew Williams. Oct 2018.
abdullah Matar (19 days ago)
You see I am American This shit is art. I like it
alfeforsberg (20 days ago)
tommel opp
Ike_dg (20 days ago)
Where did you get this?
Christopher Hammersla (21 days ago)
#metoo
My translation of this song (Russian): Пьяный шотландец 1 Из бара вышел вечером шотландец, опьяненный вдребезги. Его килт ветр развивал и ноги заплелись. Когда не стало больше сил уж продолжать борьбу, Сойдя с дороги он свалился на мягенькую травку. Рефрен: Ринг-динг дидл идл ай ди-оу Ринг дай дидли ай оу Сойдя с дороги он свалился на мягенькую травку. 2 А мимо две красотки шли, болтая о собственном. И вспыхнули очи одной радостным огоньком. «Смотри, какой шотландец там лежит во цвете лет! А внезапно и истина, что у их белья под килтом дудки?» Рефрен: Ринг-динг дидл идл ай ди-оу Ринг дай дидли ай оу А внезапно и истина, что у их белья под килтом дудки? 3 Подкрались к спящему они этак негромко, будто смогли. И осторожно его килт они приподняли. И взорам восхищенных глаз стало лишь то, Чем Бог шотландца одарил неизвестно за что. Рефрен: Ринг-динг дидл идл ай ди-оу Ринг дай дидли ай оу Чем Бог шотландца одарил неизвестно за что. 4 Налюбовавшись, «нам пора..» - промолвила одна. «Давай оставим ему дарование!» и ленточку взяла. И вот на том что закрывать килт обязан был собой, Красивый бант сейчас светился из ленты лазурный. Рефрен: Ринг-динг дидл идл ай ди-оу Ринг дай дидли ай оу Красивый бант сейчас светился из ленты лазурный. 5 На клич природы наш герой побрел за деревца. Повесил килт собственный на кустики и выпучил очи. Немного помолчав, произнес, с испугом смотря книзу: «Мой товарищ, не знаю, где ты был, однако взял ты 1-ый приз!» Рефрен: Ринг-динг дидл идл ай ди-оу Ринг дай дидли ай оу Мой товарищ, не знаю, где ты был, однако взял ты 1-ый приз! https://www.stihi.ru/2015/03/27/5041
John Buhl (24 days ago)
This is so offensive a Scotsman would never leave a bar. Dislike.
John Jurkewicz (25 days ago)
I love listening to Great songs like is
vizthex (26 days ago)
I like how it just descends into a dick song
Shiko (27 days ago)
Can i report this for being too good?
Zach Daulekenova (29 days ago)
funny
JahAmericanNY (30 days ago)
Came someone explains why this image has the Jamaican Flag in the image, not getting the connection between Jamaica and The drunk Scotsman???
Koko Lee (1 month ago)
Um=, I'm np, what is t=x
Koko Lee (1 month ago)
Willie
Rocket Jumper (1 month ago)
That Bitch is a whore
Friend of a friend. (1 month ago)
Rty ..
D M Neverdowski (1 month ago)
I'm Scottish and irish but I love this song
Bailey S. (1 month ago)
This made me laugh and sing along.....while walking on the sidewalk...... people looked at me..... No regrets! Lol
Sweman YT (1 month ago)
Jete bra 💙👎😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
Jambster (1 month ago)
May not have been born in Scotland but I have a Scottish last name and the alcoholism to match
juju (1 month ago)
I'm glad to be German Scottish and Indian
Jimmy Jive (1 month ago)
Now reverse the roles, a drunken women with 2 men looking up her skirt....
Austin Matney (1 month ago)
That ending is so hilarious.
bazinga 753 (1 month ago)
Well, Scotsman clad in kilt, left the bar one evenin' fair. And one could tell by how he walked, that he'd drunk more than his share. He fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet, then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street. Ring-ding-diddle-iddle-aye-dee-oh! Ring-die-diddilee-aye-oh! He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street. out.stream powered by ADITION About that time, two young and lovely girls just happened by. One says to the other with a twinkle in her eye: "See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built? I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt?" Ring-ding-diddle-iddle-aye-dee-oh! Ring-die-diddilee-aye-oh! "I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt?" They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be. Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see. And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth. Ring-ding-diddle-iddle-aye-dee-oh! Ring-die-diddilee-aye-oh! Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth. They marveled for a moment then one said: "We must be gone. Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along." As a gift, they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow. Around the bonny star the Scot's kilt did lift and show. Ring-ding-diddle-iddle-aye-dee-oh! Ring-die-diddilee-aye-oh! Around the bonny star the Scot's kilt did lift and show. Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards the trees. Behind the bush, he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees. And in a startled voice, he says to what's before his eyes: "Well, lad, I don't know where you've been but I see you've won first prize!" Ring-ding-diddle-iddle-aye-dee-oh! Ring-die-diddilee-aye-oh! "Well, lad, I don't know where you've been but I see you've won firts prize
The Illuminati (1 month ago)
Hahahahahaha
Charlie Harper (1 month ago)
Listening to yhis on a night out wih vodka in scotland
Arg The Pirate (1 month ago)
Irish men wear kill too 🦑🌊
Scott Reacher (1 month ago)
This is soooooo funny!!
The truth caboose (1 month ago)
Ring ding didleiddie idio?... Did NED FUCKING FLANDERS WRITE THIS SONG? XD..
Twistedkarma 21 (1 month ago)
Good joke though I’m Scottish I got triggered
Fif Jagoda (1 month ago)
PERFECT
The classy viking (1 month ago)
This song is nice and all but its literally about a guy drunk and out a it in the gutter getting peeked on by some passing fine lass who marvels at his giant cock.
Liam anime Young (1 month ago)
sounds like an american
Dark_Assassins_ 437 (1 month ago)
Dude why are they trying to look under his kilt lol
Marcelo Cruz (1 month ago)
where can i find more of this?
Mea Karma (1 month ago)
2018???
Card Foil (1 month ago)
so a blind man walks into a bar a stool and a table
LowRes (1 month ago)
i love these type of songs!! can anyone help me find songs like these?
Tifa Sherpard (1 month ago)
Idk why it took me 8 years to find this awesome song...
Neil Allen (1 month ago)
Awesome lol
Old, bald fat man (1 month ago)
Sept. 18, 2018---Been writing a series of stories about a guy who travels thru time and now has lived way beyond a normal life span. One of the things he's become is a teacher thru the ages. Going to use this in one of those chapters. Thanks for the video clip.
SHADOW (1 month ago)
the gift that was given upon his birth... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
Evil Dr. Mr. Sir. Meme (1 month ago)
The Irish always making fun of the Scots
Random Person (1 month ago)
Haha
John VanWinkle (2 months ago)
this is one of the best
Bam Bam (2 months ago)
Freshness
zyraxes23 (2 months ago)
Cheers from Romania!
The Northumbrian (2 months ago)
This song is funny
Deathmetal Surf (2 months ago)
As the offspring of a mexican father and a russian mother i drink to this song
GEORGE RANGO (2 months ago)
The most Scottish thing ever
Guzang's Sombrero (2 months ago)
What can I say?
Aussie On xbox (2 months ago)
I’m happy I’m part scotches and 70% Australian
Gilbert McComb (2 months ago)
Its not a fucking skirt you cunt
EarlJohn61 (1 month ago)
It would be, if he wore something underneath it!
sonny lee (2 months ago)
It's been awhile since I've heard this song
HumbleRoll15 (2 months ago)
Wot maeks me a gud demoman?
Cariss (1 month ago)
HumbleRoll15 I see that you’re a man of culture as well. Didn’t expect to find a TF2 reference in the comments.
Vixen Draws (2 months ago)
1:09 the screaming guy is me XD
Angela Porter (2 months ago)
Sorry but I far prefer Mike Cross's version called "the scotsman". The chorus sounds wrong here. Still love the song but the chorus sounds all wrong. Would love to hear a trust Scots sing it with the correct chorus.
pollo 4546 (2 months ago)
Best song ever
JimBeam JewCurls (2 months ago)
Got tears of pride in me eyes.
Lena F (2 months ago)
In my mind there is only Billy Boyd 😂
paul skegman (2 months ago)
this song is disgusting-----I love every second of it!thanks
Cityman (2 months ago)
He was lucky they were nice girls and did not rape him.
BigBlackBootyDaddy (2 months ago)
The drunk scotsman? Thats like EVERY scotsman and irish mongrel
martin o sullivan (2 months ago)
Men in skirts who bent over for the crown...
Jonsey Fuller (2 months ago)
go ahead. lift a kilt. what will be will be.
Brea Jackson (2 months ago)
W H A T C A N Y O U D O W I T H A C A N O F O L D B A Y
ganza2033 (2 months ago)
Привет из ЛДНР, однако вы про нас не понимаете, однако мы с Вами!
Malvine Benoît (2 months ago)
I love this song <3
Maria Bal (2 months ago)
Ha ha ha nice!
Duke Taylor (2 months ago)
bloody awesome
Duke Taylor (2 months ago)
Wacth out theres a monster under me kilt hahah
Liege (2 months ago)
what do you call songs like this?
ding bat (2 months ago)
What happened to the last verse
Candy the bunny (2 months ago)
I don't know why, but I love this song
Alfred Newman (2 months ago)
"A Scotsman left a bar"..... Yeah that might happen... Once
Living History (2 months ago)
Sounds like something that would happen to Scotland (hetalia).
le joy (3 months ago)
My proudest fap.
Randell Cinnamon (3 months ago)
Those 3.1K who disliked this song, simply has ZERO taste in music.
Rebecca Burnett (3 months ago)
Love it 🇦🇺➡️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
We Are Borg (3 months ago)
to be fair the only people who wonder what a scotsman wears beneath his kilt are englishmen
Mr. Murica (3 months ago)
A true Scotsman story
MaxAlpha_Wolf 815 (3 months ago)
My mom had me when drunk and I’m irish😂
Mr Mac (3 months ago)
Nice song about molestation.
Brian Mazzucco (3 months ago)
It’s 2 in the am, was not expecting that
Jan Radatz (3 months ago)
Which Bastards are give a thumb down to this song? We will see you in hell bitches
David Miler (3 months ago)
God invented whiskey to keep us scots-irish from taking over the world.lmao lmao
Dylan Green (2 months ago)
David Miler he gave you great drink, beautiful land, kind people and terrible neighbors!

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