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The drunk Scotsman (lyrics)

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Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street Ring ding diddle iddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt Ring ding diddle iddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see And there behold, for them to view, beneath his Scottish skirt Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth Ring ding diddle iddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow Around the bonnie star, the Scot's kilt did lift and show Ring ding diddle iddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled toward the trees Behind a bush, he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes. O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize Ring ding diddle iddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
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Just Android (2 hours ago)
Who sang this
Mr. Pickelhaube (5 hours ago)
What makes me a good demoman?
I am German, yet oddly this makes me proud to be Scottish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️🤣
Kim Workman (1 day ago)
this is just too funny
bazinga 753 (2 days ago)
https://lyricstranslate.com/de/der-betrunkene-schotte-lyrics.html Nun, ein Schotte mit einem Kilt bekleidet Verließ die Bar an einem schönen Abend Und man konnte an der Art wie er lief sehen, dass er mehr getrunken hatte als für ihn gut war. Er stolperte herum bis er sich nicht länger auf den Füßen halten konnte. Dann schlug er lang hin ins Gras um längs der Straße zu schlafen.   Ring-ding-diddel-diddel-dei-di-o! Ring- dei- diddeldi-ei-o!   Dann schlug er lang hin ins Gras um längs der Straße zu schlafen.   Zu dieser Zeit kamen zufällig zwei junge und liebliche Mädchen vorbei. Eine sagt zur anderen, Mit einem Zwinkern in den Augen: "Siehst du jenen schlafenden Schotten so stark und gut gebaut? Ich frage mich, ob es wahr ist was sie (angeblich) nicht unter dem Kilt tragen."1   Ring-ding-diddel-diddel-dei-di-o! Ring- dei- diddeldi-ei-o!   Ich frage mich, ob es wahr ist was sie nicht unter dem Kilt tragen."   Sie schlichen zu dem schlafenden Schotten so leise, wie sie konnten. Hoben seinen Kilt ungefähr einen Zoll2 hoch an, damit sie (es) sehen konnten. Und siehe, dort unter seinem schottischen Rock war für sie nicht mehr zu sehen Als das, was Gott Ihm von Geburt an zugestanden hatte.3   Ring-ding-diddel-diddel-dei-di-o! Ring- dei- diddeldi-ei-o!   Als das, was Gott Ihm von Geburt an zugestanden hatte.   Sie wunderten sich noch für einen Augenblick Dann sagte eine: "Wir müssen gehen. Lasse uns ein Geschenk für unseren Freund zurücklassen bevor wir weiter ziehen." Als Gabe hinterließen sie eine blaues Seidenband zu einer Schleife gebunden Um den hübschen Stern (an dem Seidenband) 4erhob und zeigte sich des Schotten Kilt.5   Ring-ding-diddel-diddel-dei-di-o! Ring- dei- diddeldi-ei-o!   Um den hübschen Stern erhob und zeigte sich des Schotten Kilt.   Nun, der Schotte erwachte, als die Natur ihr Recht verlangte6 Und stolperte in Richtung der Bäume. Hinter dem Busch hob er seinen Kilt an und schaute blöd auf das, was er sah Und in einer erschütterten Stimme sprach er zu dem was vor seinen Augen war: "Ja Junge, ich weiß nicht wo du gewesen bist aber ich sehe, du hast den ersten Preis gewonnen!"   Ring-ding-diddel-diddel-dei-di-o! Ring- dei- diddeldi-ei-o!   "Ja Junge, ich weiß nicht wo du gewesen bist aber ich sehe, du hast den ersten Preis gewonnen!"
Eddie C (2 days ago)
#MeToo
Ray (2 days ago)
Sometimes I wish YouTube had dating services within the app. Like if you and someone else like 15 music videos that means you have a 40% chance of getting together. I am really sick of tinder, Instagram, ....etc.
Z- Bug (3 days ago)
The title pretty much says “The Drunk Drunkman”
Johnny Kirk (3 days ago)
I love how if it’s a guy that’s fine but if the story was reversed it’s a sex crime and he’s a pervert
Anna Liisa Paalits (18 minutes ago)
Hi but how do you tie a ribbon to a vagina? How?
Scratch Pad (4 days ago)
This may sound like a weird question, but are kilts really worn commando?
Leszy (7 days ago)
Did i am the only one that don't have nationality problems? Im just Polish
Moon Over Tides (7 days ago)
laugh and love everytime I hear it
Greg Kral (8 days ago)
First place blue ribbon prize! HAHA! Always loved that joke, what a great tune for it too.
Greg Kral (8 days ago)
Old joke, Great tune, so much fun.... on repeat.... thanks!
Robert Lewis (9 days ago)
a bit obscene, but sooo funny
Charles Lange (10 days ago)
I chased skirts all over the world....when i got to Scotland, boy, i was surprised!
Giovanni Sanseviero (11 days ago)
My Scottish lads from Aberdeen, where the Dee and Don bring our sailors to sea. RETURN our boys when the tide rolls back in, and let perish ye Britons in their own Goddamn sins!
Hello from Russia!Wonderful song, adore Celtic culture.
Matilda R.M. (11 days ago)
https://www.postermywall.com/index.php/poster/view/4f37562854715c4ed6aa4aff014a61b5 Edit and own for your next irish/St. Patrick's event!
Mladi Srbin 1312 (13 days ago)
🇨🇮🇷🇸
Not a BOT (13 days ago)
Are You an bleedin' idiot to fight an drunken scot ?
elena skrypnikova (13 days ago)
O-la-la ! What a song ! Esterday evening discovered and listened it for a few times ! Good sense of humor , good song , I've laughing like a mad!!! And it's a big pity they'd missed the BEST last part of this song !!! LOVE IT!!! For God's sake , who's singing ?
Anonymous Libertarian (14 days ago)
Good song! I had a good laugh! It was a shitty day!!
Jason Cabral (15 days ago)
If you listen to the cadence of the music, you can tell its an old army marching song.
STABGaming (19 days ago)
2019 fuck yea still good
Danielle Scranton (19 days ago)
Good
Malachi McGuire (20 days ago)
Irish
cache marzipan (12 days ago)
oh, my god, i love this sooooooooo much, hahaha, thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! who the fuck is singing this, a beautiful voice....i know this song for years but i still must laugh myself to death
the_juicy_ pineapple (21 days ago)
Right i like this song but the kilt is hardly a common fucking dress code (btw im born and raised in Edinburgh)
Sonic 1216 (22 days ago)
This Song is So Hilarious That its Amazing! I sometimes just look for Random/Funny Songs for the heck of it.
bronzestar87 (23 days ago)
Respect 👍👍👍
Lisett González (24 days ago)
They told me Scottish songs are so beautiful and melancholic they make you cry, and then I found this one and I laughed so hard I have tears in my eyes indeed. Greetings from Venezuela.
José Arturo (24 days ago)
Ahh,Used to hear this on *Dr.Demento*
Madame Raven (26 days ago)
My youth....learning this on Dr. Demento.
Sam Brooks (28 days ago)
Sounds familiar!!!
Jeremy Cornwell (30 days ago)
if you are fat Scot , you are a victim of jews. My people are not fat.
H D (30 days ago)
This was a good song for laughs. 😂
Sarah Spears (1 month ago)
😂
Wigburg FlosSapientiae (1 month ago)
So boys, you also have always underwear under your skirt xD
Christopher Vogt (1 month ago)
It takes far too long for the lyrics to populate and you find yourself way behind the song if singing along. The creator needs to fix this ASAP.
Khaorix (1 month ago)
Best random find on Youtube of the Year. I know the year just started, but this is the funniest at least.
Ms. Chin BK (1 month ago)
Feels like I'm fecking home.
chloe dolphincage (1 month ago)
Blive it or not im scottish and english so this song bascly related to me
Slee mM (1 month ago)
Very funny. HAHAHA!!!!!
LiamDaLion 20 (1 month ago)
Izombie
Liam Foran (1 month ago)
Proud of my deepened Celtic heritage. I’m Irish, Scottish, and Welsh.
holy prior (1 month ago)
great something I can listen to while dun ma glassing people
Douglas Babb (1 month ago)
6. Our Scottish friend, still dressed in kilt, Continued up the street He hadn't gone ten yards or more, When a lass he chanced to meet. She said: "I've heard what's underneath there, Tell me, is it so?" He said: "Just slip your hand up, lass, If y'really want to know!" 7. So she slipped her hand right up his kilt, And much to her surprise, The Scotsman smiled, And a very strange look came into his eyes, She said: "Why, sir, that's gruesome!" And then she heard him roar: "If you stick yer hand up once again, You'll find it grew some more!"
Kaleb flanders (1 month ago)
This song is funny
jörg-uwe Godolt (1 month ago)
funny
Impressive
JAG312 (1 month ago)
I think I need to find the banjo chords for this song.
AlphaChocolateTruffle (1 month ago)
FUUUUUUUCK I CAN’T UNHEAR THE COUGH AT 1:38!
John Jurkewicz (1 month ago)
It Great to listening to
Whittny Nelson (1 month ago)
well I'm am Irish girl
Jens Meier (1 month ago)
wow super
Ryan Culpepper (1 month ago)
No clue who I got here....but this was worth it 😅
Der Drecksack (1 month ago)
Ring ding didle iideldi de -o... Ned Fladers was here
Scottish Gamer YT (1 month ago)
Drunk Scots man just a normal thing here in Scotland
joseph traficante (1 month ago)
Missing some lyrics at the end there buiuuud
Taxidermy Jon (1 month ago)
Rumble in the morning listeners where ya at
Keith Loakes (1 month ago)
Irish man walks into a bar and robs a potato.
Alex Is AWESOME Mig (1 month ago)
The fuck
MikeDrop (1 month ago)
But if the genders were reversed, this song’d be taboo. Because remember kids, sexual harassment is only bad if men do it!
Surplus Division (1 month ago)
They left out the best part! 6. Our Scottish friend, still dressed in kilt, Continued up the street He hadn't gone ten yards or more, When a lass he chanced to meet. She said: "I've heard what's underneath there, Tell me, is it so?" He said: "Just slip your hand up, lass, If y'really want to know!" 7. So she slipped her hand right up his kilt, And much to her surprise, The Scotsman smiled, And a very strange look came into his eyes, She said: "Why, sir, that's gruesome!" And then she heard him roar: "If you stick yer hand up once again, You'll find it grew some more!"
Faye Vaughan (1 month ago)
I wish they included that 😂
Rab Pickleheid (1 month ago)
Am a pyoor Jocklander, ah pyoor luv Jockland an' that. Ah pyoor hope the rest of the wurld slaps me on the back fur being a Jock an aw that coz this song is all of us. Some of you are a fucking embarrassment to Scotland and hope you are school children but no doubt it'll be lifeless yokels hanging on to something that never was. Pullin' yer puddin' tae Jackie Bird and her shite tomorrow probably.
James West (1 month ago)
Wonderful song.
Austin Groce (1 month ago)
isnt this the national anthem
Callum Dillury (1 month ago)
A Scottish summer the lassie's will be happy😍 A Scottish winter and the lassie's might be short changed Like the midge's!! best time too get ur fill June-July-August!! Nov-March you might go hungry 😂😂 69% more in the summertime Advice: forget the January sales😞😳for a handbag fill yer boots!! Winter!! your dreams and hole will never be for filled 🆘 2.5inch❄️☃❄️ M.y Scottish banter sorry if any1 took affence!! I'm Scottish with a walaper🌞 Ingrown in a severe winter☃🌨❄️😂😂👍
Sarah Harris (1 month ago)
HAHAHAHAHA wonderful
Simo Häyhä (1 month ago)
Jep
taylor gazella (1 month ago)
Well I’ve got all the good hot tempered and drunk cultures flowing through my veins Scottish, Irish, Italian, Russian, German, Welsh, Slovakian (hello 1/4 of Vikings), Native American and Mongolian. It should be noted that the girl who thought of the ribbon is also the one who said they should go, aka flee the scene of the crime. They were probably English if they didn’t know he was commando.
Asura Heterodyne (1 month ago)
Laughed so hard I couldn't stop for like 5 minutes. Then re-listened to it. Then listened to it another 10 times. IRL, this is sexual assault and is definitely not okay, but for the purposes of a joke it is one of the funniest things I've heard all day, and is absolutely fantastic.
JiGowltos ZirkimiNos (1 month ago)
Fuckin LOVE IT
Koko Lee (1 month ago)
Still wet
Marcin P (2 months ago)
Imagine roles reversed in that song. Two dudes lurking for a passed out girl.
SSTAR-LORD (2 months ago)
Demoman
AliasSLH (2 months ago)
its missing a part.
MarcellusTheGreen (2 months ago)
Had that been reverse, three lad who lifted the skirt of an intoxicated lady, they'd a'been accused of sex crimes, and whether convicted or not be kicked out of school, fired from their jobs, and tar'd & feather'd.  Not to mentioned forced to pay a US dollar amount in at least six figures.  After which, any number of ladies would claim to ha'been treated the same way.
laurexcee (2 months ago)
So do they wear anything under their kilts??
Earl Hannah (2 months ago)
Us true scottsmen wear norhing but what god graced us with upon birth
Miguel Prieto Fuentes (2 months ago)
I really love this song
Dylan Linn (2 months ago)
fucking great
MR SHEEP (2 months ago)
This is the reason I love my country
Busted out of the back of a van and you don't want to know what he said after he vomits
Alba_Phenom (2 months ago)
It's true. btw.
Kèlev Quigley (2 months ago)
If they played this in the pub I'd get up and jig!! 😂
The Nagalfar (2 months ago)
I want to drink and dance. Someone drink and dance with me!!!
Kevan Brophy (2 months ago)
Proud 2 b scottish
Ej Teague (2 months ago)
My school's band is hosting a karaoke contest and im planing on sighing this. It doesn't cuss nor have anything bad in it(besides drinking) it only suggests it
Jedidiah Adams (2 months ago)
Another Irish drinking song vs drunk scotsman
Don Cox (2 months ago)
Here's a joke.... An Irishman walks out of a bar.
Aydenduras (2 months ago)
I’m Scottish and my girl is lucky cus she can look up my kilt whenever she wants ;)
VosGamerNL (2 months ago)
This type of music remembers me of The Southern states of America.
Semih Elmas (2 months ago)
Scotmans cant get drunk
Lucifer Morningstar (2 months ago)
Oh god we were singing this in camp! Whole camp was laughing like crazy XD
cache marzipan (2 months ago)
this is soooooooooooooo funny, every time i hear it, i must laugh, i wish i was scottish, too
Jon Bakken (2 months ago)
And if a man looked up the girls skirt it would be rape
Barbungar Mora Sealo (2 months ago)
This is far older than sjw bs.
silent knight (2 months ago)
1:55 i died laughing funerals on Thursday lol
Are the Scottish just gonna take that
Arran Allen (2 months ago)
Fucking great

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